Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 580 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/125 points)
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/60 points)
Enter the gallery
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 21/25 (150/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/210 points)
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "hand" portal
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "arrow" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 6/93 (35/750 points)
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Lose the game
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
It's 8:00AM and the boss is already yelling at you.
Lose to the timer.
Spot the dog-gone differences.
Defeat all of the script challenges within the time limit.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat all levels without dying.